I've been naughty...

Oops.

It's been more than a month since I started this blog and I've posted nothing. I feel like I deserve a lump of coal in my stocking. I think the near-100 degree temperature outside may be part of the reason I'm not in a Yuletide mood...

However, it's only 4 months until Christmas Eve!

I realized this glorious fact this morning on my commute to work, and it made me smile. I will do my best to post as often as possible, as much as possible, and I will try to move my brain into a more festive area.

"I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something. "